The Stray Cat
There is a local cat at my church; I guess the Pastor eventually adopted it because he was hanging around all the time. So I read somewhere that when a cat likes you it brings you dead mice and rabbits it kills. Kind of like a gift. Anyway, this cat one day brings in a dead rabbit and puts it right on one of the brand new church chairs. A lot of people screamed, but I was mostly horrified because I knew the chair would be ruined. However, I failed to realize it was one of those really nice chairs with designer upholstery. There was no stain or smell after we cleaned it. Amazing!